DIARY OF AN UNBORN BABY

1 MAY: Today my mum and my paa showed how much they love each other. They slept together and my life began.

15 MAY: My blood circulation system is beginning now. My body is grown now..

19 MAY: My mouth began to develop.

21 MAY: Heart began to beat.

22 May: For some reason my mom is beginning to worry becoz m inside her.

28 MAY: My hands and feet began to grow.

8 June: little fingers are now appearing at the end of my hands.

15 June: My mom felt that I am moving inside her. M happy…

20 June: Now I know m going to be a little girl.

24 June: organs inside me r began to grow.

6 JULY: Now hair is starting to grow on top of my head and eyes.

8 July: Now my eyes are ready for use but both are still shut.

19 July: Heart is really beating now. M growing….

20 July: oops!!!My mother killed me.AM no more alive, Thrond in dustbin..

IF IT HAPPENED TO YOU..YOU WUDNT BE READING THIS…AIN’T YOU LUCKY……….

STOP FEMALE FOETICIDE!!!

Congrats to P. Selvakumar and team for the effort.

when your lover gets married

• first you cry a lot, and then you start enjoying life.
• initially, you feel jealous of her spouse. Later, you feel compassionate.
• you feel like ending your life, some of us try it. Those who succeed at the attempt, leave others in sorrow; those who dont, get good wives.
• she asks you to continue to be her friend, and you feel it to be an offer of demotion.
• when she gives you the marriage card, you almost feel like getting slapped.
• you manage to find several reasons for not attending her marriage. Strangely, nobody asks for them.
• when you meet her after the marriage, howsoever moody, comic, tragic, serious, mawali, heroic, charming, notorious you are, you behave like a perfect gentleman.
• when you meet her children, you are watchful whether the children call you Chacha (paternal uncle) or Mama (maternal uncle).
• when you see her name on your mobile display, your mind goes through a complete era before picking up the call.
• when you receive an email from her, you look for all the reasons for not replying.
• suddenly Dijkstras shortest path algorithm stops outputting a path that goes via her hostel/house.
• the frequency of your friends asking you to go for a movie/picnic/trek suddenly increases and that of you agreeing suddenly reduces.
• when you both are attending the same function, you make sure you are at the farthest point from where she is.
• you try several times to delete the folder of her emails and fail miserably every time. You succeed, when your marriage gets decided.
• you dont want to get drunk in front of your wife, because you are unsure what you would speak.
• if your wife does not know her, you make all the attempts for them not to get introduced to each other.
• you start sympathizing with the movie actor, howsoever stupid he might be, who does not get the heroine in a love triangle.
• despite hard attempts, you cannot forget her mobile number.
• if you have to pay for her coffee, she does not make any attempt to pay you back.
• your favorite singer changes from Mohammad Rafi to Kishore Kumar or from Kishore Kumar to Mukesh.
• you try for an hour to compose a mail on her birthday and cannot decide whether to start with Dear. You end up not mailing her.
• despite what happens, you never hate her.

Its true in Indian context. I dont know about other places. Let me know(through comments) if something like this happened with you or share your experience.

One of my colleague is also celebrating his birthday today, so as he wished me, i replied “same to you” .

Nnormally you dont get chance to say so. Interesting thing is i also had opportunity to mentor him for some time .

गणतन्त्र दीवस की हार्दीक शुभकामानाए!!!

Happy

Republic

Day

To view web cast of republic day celebration 2010, go to republicday.nic.in.

via Go Home Page

So finally google did it. Google has come up with a new programming language called Go. As off now Go compilers are available only for two operating systems (Linux, Mac OS X).

Go’s home page suggests, its simple, fast, safe, concurrent, fun and opensource. Lets see how much this new language can do, when .Net has a big market share along with C and C++. Google open source blog post says:

Here at Google, we believe programming should be fast, productive, and most importantly, fun. That’s why we’re excited to open source an experimental new language called Go. Go combines the development speed of working in a dynamic language like Python with the performance and safety of a compiled language like C or C++. Typical builds feel instantaneous; even large binaries compile in just a few seconds. And the compiled code runs close to the speed of C. Go lets you move fast.

Here is some useful links related to go:

• Install
• Tutorial
• Go Libraries
• Go Mailing Group

Here we have simple Hello World Program in Go….

package main

import "fmt"

func main() {
  fmt.Printf("Hello, World\n")
}

Source: Golang.org

So best of luck with Gooooooooooooo……….

Lets hope somebody will come up with a window compiler for Go soon.

See my tech blog…

आदमी आदमी से मिलता है
दिल मगर कम किसी से मिलता है

भूल जाता हूँ मैं सितम उस के
वो कुछ इस सादगी से मिलता है

आज क्या बात है के फूलों का
रंग तेरी हँसी से मिलता है

मिल के भी जो कभी नहीं मिलता
टूट कर दिल उसी से मिलता है

कार-ओ-बार-ए-जहाँ सँवरते हैं
होश जब बेख़ुदी से मिलता है
- जिगर मुरादाबादी

Reference: कविता कोश

कविता कोश(treasure of poem) is really nice site. It is really treasure for lover of Hindi poerty. A great collection of poems.

Friendship is not about “I m sorry “  its about “abbe   teri  galti hai “

Friendship is not about “I m there for u” or “I missed u  “   it’s about “kahan marr gaya saale  “

Friendship is not about “I understand “  its about “sab teri wajah se hua manhus“

Friendship is not about “I care for u  “  its about “kamino tumhe chhod ke kahan jaunga “

Friendship is not about “I m happy for ur success “its about “chal party de saale“

Friendship is not about “I love that girl“  its about “saalo izzat se dekho tumhari bhabhi hain “

Friendship is not about “R u coming for outing tomorrow “ its about “ nautanki nahi, hum kal bahar ja rahe hai “

Friendship is not about “Get well soon “ its about “ Itna piyega toh yehi hoga“

Friendship is not about “All the best for ur career“ its about “ bahut hua, abhi toh switch mar saale“