Valentine day special: when your lover gets married

On the occasion of valentine day i got this nice forwarded mail, its really nice.

when your lover gets married

  • first you cry a lot, and then you start enjoying life.
  • initially, you feel jealous of her spouse. Later, you feel compassionate.
  • you feel like ending your life, some of us try it. Those who succeed at the attempt, leave others in sorrow; those who dont, get good wives.
  • she asks you to continue to be her friend, and you feel it to be an offer of demotion.
  • when she gives you the marriage card, you almost feel like getting slapped.
  • you manage to find several reasons for not attending her marriage. Strangely, nobody asks for them.
  • when you meet her after the marriage, howsoever moody, comic, tragic, serious, mawali, heroic, charming, notorious you are, you behave like a perfect gentleman.
  • when you meet her children, you are watchful whether the children call you Chacha (paternal uncle) or Mama (maternal uncle).
  • when you see her name on your mobile display, your mind goes through a complete era before picking up the call.
  • when you receive an email from her, you look for all the reasons for not replying.
  • suddenly Dijkstras shortest path algorithm stops outputting a path that goes via her hostel/house.
  • the frequency of your friends asking you to go for a movie/picnic/trek suddenly increases and that of you agreeing suddenly reduces.
  • when you both are attending the same function, you make sure you are at the farthest point from where she is.
  • you try several times to delete the folder of her emails and fail miserably every time. You succeed, when your marriage gets decided.
  • you dont want to get drunk in front of your wife, because you are unsure what you would speak.
  • if your wife does not know her, you make all the attempts for them not to get introduced to each other.
  • you start sympathizing with the movie actor, howsoever stupid he might be, who does not get the heroine in a love triangle.
  • despite hard attempts, you cannot forget her mobile number.
  • if you have to pay for her coffee, she does not make any attempt to pay you back.
  • your favorite singer changes from Mohammad Rafi to Kishore Kumar or from Kishore Kumar to Mukesh.
  • you try for an hour to compose a mail on her birthday and cannot decide whether to start with Dear. You end up not mailing her.
  • despite what happens, you never hate her.

Its true in Indian context. I dont know about other places. Let me know(through comments) if something like this happened with you or share your experience.

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GOGola: Google Gola… ;)

;)
I got nice forwards showing above picture. I dont know the person who has taken above pic. But, its really cool.
According to mail this gola is near Hinjewadi, Pune.

Friendship :)

Before some day i got this nice forward 😉

Friendship is not about “I m sorry “  its about “abbe   teri  galti hai “

Friendship is not about “I m there for u” or “I missed u  “   it’s about
“kahan marr gaya saale  “

Friendship is not about “I understand “  its about
“sab teri wajah se hua manhus“

Friendship is not about “I care for u  “  its about
“kamino tumhe chhod ke kahan jaunga “

Friendship is not about “I m happy for ur success
“its about “chal party de saale“

Friendship is not about “I love that girl“  its about
“saalo izzat se dekho tumhari bhabhi hain “

Friendship is not about “R u coming for outing tomorrow “ its about “ nautanki nahi, hum kal bahar ja rahe hai “

Friendship is not about “Get well soon “ its about “ Itna piyega toh yehi hoga“

Friendship is not about “All the best for ur career“ its about “ bahut hua, abhi toh switch mar saale“

A Passbook for Couples

Soniya married Hitesh this day. At the end of the wedding party, Soniya’s mother gave her a newly opened bank saving passbook with Rs.1000 deposit amount.

Mother: ‘Soniya, take this passbook. Keep it as a record of your marriage life. When there’s something happy and memorable happened in your new life, put some money in. Write down what it’s about next to the line. The more memorable the event is, the more money you can put in. I’ve done the first one for you today. Do the others with Hitesh. When you look back after years, you can know how much happiness you’ve had.’

Soniya shared this with Hitesh when getting home. They both thought it was a great idea and were anxious to know when the second deposit can be made.

This was what they did after certain time:

– 7 Feb: Rs.100, first birthday celebration for Hitesh after marriage

– 1 Mar: Rs.300, salary raise for Soniya

– 20 Mar: Rs.200, vacation trip to Bali

– 15 Apr: Rs.2000, they got baby

– 1 Jun: Rs.1000, Hitesh got promoted

…. and so on…

However, after years, they started fighting and arguing for trivial things. They didn’t talk much. They regretted that they had married the most nasty people in the world…. no more love…Kind of typical nowadays, huh?

One day Soniya talked to her Mother:

‘Mom, we can’t stand it anymore. We agree to divorce. I can’t imagine how I decided to marry this guy!!!’

Mother: ‘Sure, girl, that’s no big deal. Just do whatever you want if you really can’t stand it. But before that, do one thing first. Remember the saving passbook I gave you on your wedding day? Take out all money and spend it first. You shouldn’t keep any record of such a poor marriage.’

Soniya thought it was true. So she went to the bank, waiting at the queue and planning to cancel the account.

While she was waiting, she took a look at the passbook record. She looked, and looked, and looked. Then the memory of all the previous joy and happiness just came up her mind. Her eyes were then filled with tears. She left and went home.

When she was home, she handed the passbook to Hitesh, asked him to spend the money before getting divorce.

The next day, Hitesh gave the passbook back to Soniya. She found a new deposit of Rs.5000. And a line next to the record: ‘This is the day I notice how much I’ve loved you thru out all these years. How much happiness you’ve brought me.’

They hugged and cried, putting the passbook back to the safe.

Do you know how much money they had saved when they retired? I did not ask. I believe the money did not matter anymore after they had gone thru all the good years in their life.

“When you fall, in any way, don’t see the place where you fell, Instead see the place from where you slipped.”

“Life is about correcting the mistakes.”

Be honest in relationship…

A Small Story…

A boy and a girl were playing together. The boy had a collection of
marbles. The girl had some sweets with her. The boy told the girl that
he will give her all his marbles in exchange for her sweets. The girl
agreed.

The boy kept the biggest and the most beautiful marble aside and gave
the rest to the girl. The girl gave him all her sweets as she had
promised.

That night, the girl slept peacefully. But the boy couldn’t sleep as he
kept wondering if the girl had hidden some sweets from him the way he
had hidden his best marble.

Moral of the story: If you don’t give your hundred percent in a
relationship, you’ll always keep doubting if the other person has given
his/her hundred percent.. This is applicable for any relationship like
love, employer-employee relationship etc., Give your hundred percent to
everything you do and sleep peacefully.

Forgiving or punishing the Manager

Forgiving or punishing the terrorists

is left to God.

But,

fixing their appointment with God

is our responsibility

– Indian Army

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Updated statement for this in SOFTWAREs INDUSTRY……..

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Forgiving or punishing the Developer

is left to Manager.

But,

fixing their appointment with Manager

is our responsibility

– Tester

 

 

 

 

We all knew that….. but this one is for the finishing touch,damn good.

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Forgiving or punishing the Manager

is left to Client.

But,

fixing their appointment with Client

is our responsibility

-Developer 😉