Valentine day special: when your lover gets married

On the occasion of valentine day i got this nice forwarded mail, its really nice.

when your lover gets married

  • first you cry a lot, and then you start enjoying life.
  • initially, you feel jealous of her spouse. Later, you feel compassionate.
  • you feel like ending your life, some of us try it. Those who succeed at the attempt, leave others in sorrow; those who dont, get good wives.
  • she asks you to continue to be her friend, and you feel it to be an offer of demotion.
  • when she gives you the marriage card, you almost feel like getting slapped.
  • you manage to find several reasons for not attending her marriage. Strangely, nobody asks for them.
  • when you meet her after the marriage, howsoever moody, comic, tragic, serious, mawali, heroic, charming, notorious you are, you behave like a perfect gentleman.
  • when you meet her children, you are watchful whether the children call you Chacha (paternal uncle) or Mama (maternal uncle).
  • when you see her name on your mobile display, your mind goes through a complete era before picking up the call.
  • when you receive an email from her, you look for all the reasons for not replying.
  • suddenly Dijkstras shortest path algorithm stops outputting a path that goes via her hostel/house.
  • the frequency of your friends asking you to go for a movie/picnic/trek suddenly increases and that of you agreeing suddenly reduces.
  • when you both are attending the same function, you make sure you are at the farthest point from where she is.
  • you try several times to delete the folder of her emails and fail miserably every time. You succeed, when your marriage gets decided.
  • you dont want to get drunk in front of your wife, because you are unsure what you would speak.
  • if your wife does not know her, you make all the attempts for them not to get introduced to each other.
  • you start sympathizing with the movie actor, howsoever stupid he might be, who does not get the heroine in a love triangle.
  • despite hard attempts, you cannot forget her mobile number.
  • if you have to pay for her coffee, she does not make any attempt to pay you back.
  • your favorite singer changes from Mohammad Rafi to Kishore Kumar or from Kishore Kumar to Mukesh.
  • you try for an hour to compose a mail on her birthday and cannot decide whether to start with Dear. You end up not mailing her.
  • despite what happens, you never hate her.

Its true in Indian context. I dont know about other places. Let me know(through comments) if something like this happened with you or share your experience.

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GOGola: Google Gola… ;)

;)
I got nice forwards showing above picture. I dont know the person who has taken above pic. But, its really cool.
According to mail this gola is near Hinjewadi, Pune.

Friendship :)

Before some day i got this nice forward 😉

Friendship is not about “I m sorry “  its about “abbe   teri  galti hai “

Friendship is not about “I m there for u” or “I missed u  “   it’s about
“kahan marr gaya saale  “

Friendship is not about “I understand “  its about
“sab teri wajah se hua manhus“

Friendship is not about “I care for u  “  its about
“kamino tumhe chhod ke kahan jaunga “

Friendship is not about “I m happy for ur success
“its about “chal party de saale“

Friendship is not about “I love that girl“  its about
“saalo izzat se dekho tumhari bhabhi hain “

Friendship is not about “R u coming for outing tomorrow “ its about “ nautanki nahi, hum kal bahar ja rahe hai “

Friendship is not about “Get well soon “ its about “ Itna piyega toh yehi hoga“

Friendship is not about “All the best for ur career“ its about “ bahut hua, abhi toh switch mar saale“

Forgiving or punishing the Manager

Forgiving or punishing the terrorists

is left to God.

But,

fixing their appointment with God

is our responsibility

– Indian Army

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Updated statement for this in SOFTWAREs INDUSTRY……..

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Forgiving or punishing the Developer

is left to Manager.

But,

fixing their appointment with Manager

is our responsibility

– Tester

 

 

 

 

We all knew that….. but this one is for the finishing touch,damn good.

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Forgiving or punishing the Manager

is left to Client.

But,

fixing their appointment with Client

is our responsibility

-Developer 😉